All 93 movie Reviews


labyrinht. labyrinht.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh my gosh. This is a slurpee clock flash movie. I don't care for those



I Teabagged KRZRClock I Teabagged KRZRClock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

i can't believe i never reviewed this this is the pinnacle of clock crew humor and i salute u



A Clock Crew Halloween A Clock Crew Halloween

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Only the deliciously demented imagination of Consequential Credit director MelloYelloClock could have come up with such a dark vision of the holiday season


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House Of Haunted Clocks House Of Haunted Clocks

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Deft direction and strong performances from its all-buffoon cast guide House of Haunted Clocks, a riveting, claustrophobic horror film. In this low-budget import from Clocktopia, director PatriotClock has masterfully created a spelunking nightmare, which doubles as a compelling meditation on morality, vengeance, and the depths to which we might go for survival.


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Consequential Credit Consequential Credit

Rated 5 / 5 stars

"Consequential Credit" is a guy movie (and for women who like TwitterClock - especially as he plays a sensitive man who grieves the loss of his money and blood) and it is chock full of action, many shootouts and, one of my favorite things, real, live action stunts.


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Ren's Ice Bucket Challeng Ren's Ice Bucket Challeng

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The hallmark of the man, performed so powerfully by RenegadeClock in "Ren's Ice Bucket Challeng," is calm self-confidence, patience and a willingness to play politics in a kinky sadomasochist way only the film's evil stepmother could have been slipped past the censors


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Sarez+ BB = BFFs Sarez+ BB = BFFs

Rated 5 / 5 stars

IronClock and BB10 spark cinematically everlasting magic in a romance that's no tawdry Harlequin hay-roll. "Sarez+ BB = BFFs" excels most when contemplating love's obligations and responsibilities, that unique balance of fire and calm.


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ALS Acid Bath Challenge 2 ALS Acid Bath Challenge 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

An observant double character study, "ALS Acid Bath Challenge 2" revolves around two protagonists who are worthy of the viewer's time & sympathy. The film gets beautiful mileage out of the sterling work of the indomitable POPTARTCLOCK & a revelatory JOEY.



C&P: Halloween C&P: Halloween

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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The PatriotClock Rises The PatriotClock Rises

Rated 5 / 5 stars

PatriotClock has made a completely satisfying movie with The Patriot Clock Rises, one steeped enough in self-contained mythology to reward hard-core Clock Crew fans while giving less invested viewers a rousing, adroitly executed piece of popcorn entertainment